Knucklehead who takes photo’s of the planet says : “A few shots taken with a Nikon Coolpix P900 from Dallas Texas in October 2016. Decent quality considering being in the city. Celestial bodies captured include: Venus, Vega, Mars, Neptune.”
(as they come out looking as flat as pancakes to back up his flat earth theory). Who coulda thunk?
Then knucklehead # 2 blatantly advertises his lack of brain power by saying, “……most people are missing one of the two Firmaments, there are really two the open and closed in the Bible. Every thing is in the closed Firmament, and we on earth are in the open its not hard to understand its in the description on the first page.”
*Whistles and looks around* Ya, right. Chapter and verse please. And 3 Idiocy 5:12 won’t convince me.
But thankfully there are people with more than one brain cell out there:
“STUPID IS IS STUPID DOES ! IT’S PIZZA !”
“Your coolpix camera doesn’t trump my telescope dude.”
“Um, from an airplane, you can see with your own eyes, the curvature of the Earth. Millions of people have sailed and flown around it!! You people are delusional.”
“What’s on the other side then?
“Alright, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You’re very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it. Just remember you’re a living organism on this planet, and you’re very safe. You’ve just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?”
But unfortunately there are knuckleheads out there who try to see the curvature of the earth through the mounts and trees. Cannot see the wood for the trees?
I’m tickled pink. The resurgence of the flat earth theory from the year dot sure has me in stitches!!
Me thinks people have too much time on their hands, so they resurrect ancient mythology, idiocy and superstition. Probably afraid of black cats crossing their paths, walking under ladders or walking indoors with an open umbrella. Heaven forbid should they break a mirror – that would mean 7 years bad luck!
If you believe this trite and you’re a Mid-Acts Dispensationalist – please go to your nearest planetarium to get rid of the stupidity. Now there’s a thought….